oh. God.

there is a little girl beauty pageant..... ahem.... "scholoarship" "program" going on at our hotel this week.

seriously? who does that?

ladies and gentlemen, i give you the future of our country... four year olds in full makeup. lookin like square dancing hookers, and Toys R' Us Hos.

if you see nothing wrong with this.... then something is seriously wrong with you. and i probably think you're crazy. and by that i mean..... totally insane.

did you people learn nothing from Jon Bene Ramsey?

what is WRONG with people?



oh wait... wait... i think that they are now holding the crazy, overbearing, vicariously-living, controlling mother contest.... and all the mothers of those poor girls are entered. and the prize...... a good shaking and/or beating.